Me What are you watching?

Mom Spock doing a mind-meld.

Me Ahhhhhh, Kirk and Spock. The first homoerotic subtextual relationship on television. Dean and Cas owe everything to those beautiful men.

Mom What do you mean subtextual? I'd bet your soul to the devil that they were banging. Kirk and Spock were just this side of monogrammed towels and mimosas at Sunday brunch with Sulu. Dean and Cas probably started banging in Purgatory if you ask me. Just because it's not on camera doesn't mean it's not happening at all.

Me ...

Mom ...

Me ...I have never been more proud to be your genetic legacy.